Michael Jackson cause I'm down to one leather glove
|M.J. says all you need is one [glove]. I disagree. My other hand is cold.|
and George Michael cause when I looked in the mirror today at work, I realized I only had one dangly earring on...in the left ear no less.
|Unfortunately, G.M., I've lost faith that I'll find my other earring.|
Maybe I'll invest in one of these. Or a velcro vest.
This all reminds me of something Molly once brought up. Haven't you ever wondered how a lone shoe on the side of the highway or a sock in the bushes ends up there? Where are the owners of these random articles of clothing and how did they end up in the Pollo Campero parking lot on a rainy Wednesday afternoon? "Clothes Not on People" is an interesting phenomenon. However, my recent loser-ness is helping me understand the lonely existence of such items and their plight. And I bet their owners are probably just as lonely without them...